a little short for a stormtrooper



Am I the only one Zen around here? Good Lord.

Previously doubleohheaven
Formerly we-named-the-dog-indiana

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 bullseyed womp rat(s)

Jul24,
2014

"We should burn it down."
#the walking dead
July 23, 2014 With 66,718 notes × PERMALINK
#me too jackson #me too #cats
Jul23,
2014
euclase:

Red Five, drawn in PS.
#star wars
July 23, 2014 With 5,423 notes × PERMALINK
#the walking dead
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#the walking dead
Jul23,
2014
quarter-life crisis
July 23, 2014 With 632 notes × PERMALINK
#the walking dead #a match made in hell

coughdrop01:

Dear Person I arbitrarily picked from the website or some general generic statement like team that oh god I hope is not unprofessional,

I am applying for your open position.  Really any open position it doesn’t matter.  I am a skilled person with lots of skills who is passionate about paying their rent on time and not starving.  I am not independently wealthy.  Your company appears to not be evil or at least will pay me some money if you hire me. Please love me.

My skills are very skillful and are skilled in the way I hope you think absolutely no one else can do.  I once accomplished this one thing but it is very overblown if it is true at all.  One of these things I’ve said I can do I cannot really and will probably teach myself to do on the job.  If I’m smart you won’t be able to tell but let’s be real here I am not that smart. Have I mentioned my skills that are very skillful?  They are so skillful you just won’t believe it.  My high school math teacher told me I had great listening skills.  I have enclosed their name and number as a reference. 

This is the part where I suck up to the company and also repeat the fact that I am the most perfect skillful person with skills.  The homeless guy on the corner tells me I’m pretty every day.  If you only give me a chance and interview me, you will discover how pretty and skillful I am.  I will knock your socks off.  Otherwise, I prefer my letter to be recycled because I care about the environment.

Thank you for your time and consideration.  I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best,

Unemployed Twentysomething With Lots of Student Loans

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#well i dont have student loans but yeah #adulting is hard
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#Titanic

why does the dmv even have 7 counters if they’re only going to use 4

July 23, 2014 With 0 notes × PERMALINK
Jul23,
2014
#norman reedus

ugh why did I come to the dmv without a snack/book/headphones I am dumb

July 23, 2014 With 1 note × PERMALINK
#this is what happens when you haven't been here since 16 #also I have to pee
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#captain america #the winter soldier #actual nice guy steve rogers #feminsim

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#please no love triangle please no love triangle please no love triangle #please show don't make me hate you
Jul22,
2014
and it is
#the walking dead #talking dead
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