oh man idk! i wanna say earth or fire? Earth seems the most useful. Honestly as long as it’s not Air I’d be happy. It’s not destructive enough and I don’t dig the ronald mcdonald pallette you feel me
2.05 & 2.09 / 3.10
- “There’s a back story of why Daryl is looking for Sophia so hard. He was an abused kid and he was left alone and he’s sort of overcoming his own demons by looking for this little girl. He thinks that if he can find her he can put some of those demons to bed. I’m covered in scars underneath my shirt. That was the whole thing with Carol bringing me the soup in bed after I come back from falling down the ravine and so forth. She says, ‘You’re every bit as good as them.’ So, I know that backstory ahead of time.” (NR)
"Hey, so, listen. The thing that I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically… That wasn’t nothing - that was real. I know that you’re with Teddy, I’m not trying to change that and I get there’s stuff I can’t control, but this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back. ”
"Thank you for saying that."
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
Ok, science side of tumblr here to ruin everyone’s shock and awe:
8oz of typical hot-brewed drip coffee has of 163mg of caffeine.
16 oz of Monster Energy Drink has 160mg of caffeine.
So basically, these trail blazers had TWO 8oz cups of coffee.
A typical shot of Espresso has 75mg of caffeine.
Starbucks lists their Venti brewed coffee as containing 415mg of caffeine.
Everyone is impressed with these dudes for mixing Monster with Coffee, which sounds utterly vile, but derides girls for drinking their pumpkin spice lattes.
The girl with the Venti Pumpkin Spice coffee with an extra shot is significantly more hardcore, in terms of caffeine consumption, than the above dudes.
omg I love you never change.
I have an interview on Wednesday with a J. Moriarty & Associates which a quick google will tell you is not nearly as exciting as it sounds
"all gays will go to hell"
oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god
THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES
This is where fandom angers me by mischaracterizing Jane Foster as some shy wilting flower with anime eyes clinging to Thor like a damsel in distress because EXCUSE ME
Jane Foster drove a fucking TRUCK into a LIGHTING STORM
Jane Foster broke a (as far as she knew) delusional, strange man out of a hospital to help him get his hammer back from a shitload of government agents
Jane Foster STAYED and HELPED EVACUATE CITIZENS after the Destroyer came for Thor
And that’s not even STARTING on the shit she pulled in Thor 2
Jane Foster is exactly the same off-the-cuff, zero-self-preservation, stubborn little shit as skinny!Steve was only she does it for SCIENCE instead of JUSTICE and if you don’t love Jane Foster I invite you to check yourself so hard
Daryl Dixon, still
okay, but one thing that makes me bark like a seal is when you mention something like “I’m truly exhausted; this [sleep disruption / source of stress / work pattern / health problem / living situation] is absolutely killing me”
and immediately all of the parents within earshot prick up their ears and howl
"just wait unTIL YOU HAVE CHILDREN"
and you’re like “WHAT”
and they’re like “hahaha when you have your children you will never sleep again lol! by the way! when are you having yours? CHILDREN”
why the fuck are y’all surprised when young women aren’t exactly enthused about the fuckin concept of children
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN the CHILDREN ALSO why don’t y’all do this to the boys in the office? it’s never wow boys lol you think you’re tired NOW but wait until you are DADDIES when you are daddies then you are allowed to complain about your emotional and physical states of exhaustion BUT ONLY WHEN YOU ARE DADDIES